Aiba threw his head back and laughed out loud. He was standing up in an onsen, stark naked and relieved of any cloth except for a thin, white towel censoring his middle body portion. He was currently enjoying teasing a horrified Jun.

“Nan da yo, Aiba, have you no shame?!” Jun cried out.

“Kimochiii~” Aiba breathed out, purposely ignoring the younger member’s comment, who seemed reluctant into going outside completely naked.
Aiba ran up to him excitedly and grabbed hold of his wrist, dragging him into the water. Jun tried to resist, and tightening the towel around his waist.
“It’s nice and warmmm~ Horaaa, sit~!!” He said pushing Jun’s shoulders, forcing him down.
“Dammit Aiba-chan, at least put a towel round you!”
“Why? There’s no one else here”

Jun sighed, pushed his head back, shut his eyes and tried to relax.
“ah ii na~, aiba-chan.
aiba-chan?…
eeeh! tte koto de, moshikatara…masaka!!…”

“YADA. ZENZEN MITENAI YO.”

Sho crossed his arms and gave Aiba an uncaring stare.

Aiba gave the adamant newscaster his most pitiful pout.

“Demo sa Sho-chan!! You don’t have to look that much! Just a peek is fine!”

Sho raised an eyebrow at the excited man who was practically bouncing on his seat. “You can’t possibly tell me to strip here?!” he exclaimed, pointing at the camera.

Aiba edged closer and wrapped his arms around Sho’s rigid arm and started whining, “Please please please please please please please please please please–”

“Sho-san, just do it or he’ll never shut up,” Nino remarked in amusement.

Sho glanced between Nino and Aiba, and the rest of Arashi on the couch, and sighed. “You owe me,” he snapped at Aiba, and shrugged off his jacket…

“Nande nande! What kind of a show is this!” MatsuJun grinned and leaned back in his chair.

Aiba on the other hand bounced up and undid the top button of his pants.

The fangirls in the audience tittered in excitement

“Oi! CHOTTO!” Nino and Jun stood up and moved next to the stripping duo.

“What are you doing??! Why are you taking your pants off??” Nino pointed at Aiba’s crotch.

The camera dutifully zoomed in.

Aiba looked at him innocently. “Eh? I thought we were going to show them that me and Sho-chan always wear the same underwear?”

He looked at Sho. Sho looked around at all of them and tried to cover his chikubi with his hands.

“EHHHHH?? Why did you take your shirt off??” Aiba screeched at him and grabbed one of his hands and started to pinch his chikubi.

Nino reached over and started to do the same.

“YAMETTE KUDASAI YO!!!” Sho-chan shouted in embarrassment.
“You’re the one that starting stripping!” Nino teased and carried on pinching him while Sho-chan simply sighed and gave into the two Do-S members.

Ohno coughed out loud and they all turned round to stare at him. He casually glanced to his left making sure everyone was looking at him.

“AH KUSO! The guest!!!” Sho-chan turned completely red up to his ears and quickly grabbed his shirt up from the floor, covering himself with it as though it was a towel.

“Oh no no no, don’t mind me, I feel fantastic sitting here and watching Sakurai-san get molested…” the guest joked with a poker face.

“See? Yamamoto-san doesn’t mind!” Aiba retorted, and he put his hand on Sho’s chest, searching for his chikubi through the shirt. When he found it, he poked it gently and Sho laughed involuntarily. Aiba giggled.

“Stop already, it’s ticklish!” Sho exclaimed, laughing, “Fine fine, I’ll show my underwear, but first…!”

Sho got onto his feet, his hand still holding his shirt over his chest, and and the other hand pulled Aiba up. They both scrambled to the corner of the studio and hid suspiciously behind a cardboard tree.

“Sumimasen, what’re you two doing there?” Jun asked loudly, leaning back to peek under the tree.

Through the small cardboard tree, they could see that Sho and Aiba had their backs facing the audience and they were both zipping down their pants. They then studied each other’s underwear. The fangirls were now howling in delighted squeals.

“Ehhhh SHO-CHAN WHY AREN’T YOU WEARING OUR FAVOURITE UNDERWEAR?!” Aiba’s voice exclaimed in shock from behind the tree.

“Shhhh! Don’t say it out loud!” came Sho’s alarmed retort, much quieter than Aiba.

With an evil grin, Nino got up and crept up to the cardboard tree with Ohno behind him. They both poked their head around the tree and gasped at the sight of Aiba grabbing onto the elastic band of Sho’s D&G underwear, looking as though he was about to rip it off.

“WHAT IS THIS?!” Nino yelled in mock aghast, “ARE YOU BOTH TRYING TO MOLEST EACH OTHER ON NATIONAL TELEVISION?!”

As if offended, Aiba stepped out, his pants zipped up, and pointed accusingly at Sho. “Nino! Sho-chan didn’t wear our lucky underwear!” he said childishly. His eyes were started to water.

“Sho-kun,” Jun called out. His arm was draped casually over the back of the sofa, and he was giving Sho the iciest glare DoS could freeze up. “You’re going to make Aiba cry.”

Sho was abashed by his bandmate’s attack on him. He looked between the boys in bewilderment and refuted in annoyance,  “What?! It’s not my fault! i wore it two days ago!”

Ignoring Sho, everyone turned to Aiba, whose pink lips were trembling. “Aiba-kun,” Nino started in a comforting voice in such contrast to his mischievous eyes, “what do we have to go to cheer you up?”

Sniffing dramatically, Aiba leaned closer to Nino and whispered something into his ear. Nino listened intently, and then suddenly his lips curled into a smirk. He then eyed Sho smugly, and Sho gulped. He was definitely going to get it.

For Sho’s punishment (and Nino’s rather agreeable suggestion), he was forced to sit on the sofa topless for the remainder of filming. It was driving the fangirls wild, and Aiba too. And so Aiba spent the remainder of filming sitting beside Sho and constantly poking his chikubi while giggling. For self-gratification, Nino would purposely poke Sho’s other nipple, and coax Ohno to do the same.

For the sake of Aiba’s infectious giggles, Sho just had to shut up and endure the molesting.

~ END ~

*GETS AIBA’S CHIKUBI’S BATH PARTY READY*